I worked at NER (Northeast Recovery) for over a year back in the crasey eighties. It was a two-tiered recovery for over 20K "dead" cars. On the west side of the Hudson river there were enthralling views from the top tier on nice days. At night sometimes headlights would spontaneously go on and then of course all those ideas in my head about the ghosts of the cars' last drivers...
Man I finally found my fucking car! I have been looking for that bitch since it got towed back in '85 when I parked her on the sidewalk real quick in front of the blood bank. I hope my medicine's still in the glovebox because my blood pressure is like really high and shit. Dude, can you give me a ride there? I got some copper pipe I'll let you have and like there's a fat roach in the ashtray I'll split with you
Fuel is the adrenaline of any car, truck or engine. Thus, it is every vehicle owner's wish to enhance the fuel of their car and save more of it as well. With this in mind, the most innovative fuel-saving tool in the automotive industry was conceptualized and created: the Tornado Fuel saver. An automotive air channeling tool that creates a swirling air motion, the Tornado Fuel Saver allows the air to move in a faster and more efficient way by whirling air around corners and bends. Hence, more fuel is saved.
Please order a deluxe Tornado Fuel Saver for my car pictured here, Seo. It gets really bad mileage and smells like dead bodies too. Does your company sell any pine-tree shaped air fresheners that mask the smell of cadavers? Please let me know.
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