Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Technology

The image-scanning system here at OMR has been down for months due to a fried integrated circuit card. We are sorry for the inconvenience to your daily media regimen. The card has been replaced and the UNIVAC is now purring like a kitten after a saucer of fresh whole milk.

2 comments:

William Thirteen said...

you can't fool me - that's a chinese match bookie...

Otto Mannix said...

well, just between you and me, here at the offices we're just getting by. lead paint is peeling off the walls. asbestos are flying around. half the staff is bombed on drugs. we do what we can.
-O.M.