Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Cryogenic Test Complete

Yes, after four years we have thawed out and are back at work. Enclosed are reconnaissance photographs from our recent journey scouting locations for a Pittsburgh office.

And in order to get the lay of the land, we snapped a few extra pics for the proles back at OMR Headquarters:


Wednesday, December 31, 2014

We had computer problems this year. We're working on it. Happy New Year!

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Seasonal Upgrade

OMR is getting back to work with a fresh new look:

Friday, December 28, 2012


One of Otto's buddies in high school, and beyond, was a guy named Hank. He was the mature one among us. He had the level head in our gang. These recently uncovered drawings, all executed during class hours were the product of his unpredictable mind. He was more a man of letters than of the visual arts, yet these hilarious studies betray a unique and interesting thought process. I present them with no further distraction. Click to enlarge and enjoy:

Friday, August 31, 2012

Full Transparency

Amarillo Texas, March 1943, by Jack Delano

Scores of bloggers out along the web have posted samples from this website, which offers a rare COLOR glimpse of 1940s America. Typically these postings feature low-resolution files, interesting in their novelty, yet not breathtaking. The featured picture seems innocuous enough, but let us SEE! (Click the image above, download it to your disk, zoom into the file, and you get a hideous matrix of inconclusiveness.) 

Example of depreciated consumer value (above)But by conducting a more thorough examination of these priceless 4x5 Reversal transparencies (below), we dig deeper to reveal details hiding among the vast acreage of the large format. Using top-secret image-enhancing software, the technicians at OMR are able to provide you the most for your internet dollar. (Click on pictures to enlarge.)

A Texaco station next to a Conoco station. An enticing sign for Chesterfield cigarettes. Another sign reading 'Your first choice' is perhaps an advertisement for a bar of soap? And who's going to clean up that pile of junk over there to the left?

A careful study and comparison of these two details reveals the Amarillo Furniture Company, with its attractive kitchen display in the left window. FASCINATING!

Next to Rudy Bauman's Garage, you can pick up your dry-cleaning while having your Packard serviced. PERFECT!

Compare these two entries. The enhanced image reveals an actual human being!

But he is not the only visible human. Check out the Glen Miller-loving bastard on the terrace!

We hope you've enjoyed our trip to 1946 Amarillo. Join us next time for a look at Detroit, Michigan, 1942.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

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•••••••••••••••••••• Please be seated and Mr. Applewhite will be with you shortly. ••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• An indelicate situation unfolds. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••


•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Let's watch and see what happens. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

••••••••••••••••••••••• Seat backs and tray tables and in their upright positions. •••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Nothing's happening. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Opportunity knocking. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• My memory doesn't serve me. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Just let it happen. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• It's about to happen. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• We're almost there. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• It was here the whole time. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• What is it? ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• It happened. Otto is leaving. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

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